Post by Buffalofred on Oct 28, 2003 19:04:36 GMT -5
3 nights ago at my local hotel after 40 rum shots and a threat of a lifetime ban for mistaking a large Italians woman’s handbag for the public urinal I actually met & came onto (opps I mean) interviewed a woman I completely believe to be Clara Coat…wife of legendary map maker Molycoat…..and here for the 1st time ever is the answers to the questions WE want to know…..
Exclusive hard hitting Interview with Clara Coat
Hard copy Buff : Mrs Coat it’s our understanding that Moly has in fact received several boatloads of illegal migrants and is working them to near death in a map making sweatshop in ure basement….what have you got to say to these allegations??
Clara Coat : Who the hell are you??? Um…..what’s that stain on the front of u’re pants?? Ewwww
Hard copy Buff: What of the allegations concerning Moly’s inflatable TNT stick fetish ?
Clara Coat: SECRUITY!!!!!!
Hard copy Buff : and the scandalous story concerning Moly leaving Emerson , Lake & Palmer in the late 70’s ?
(sound of tussle …broken glasses…punches thrown)
Post note…..interview suspended due to three large men with no necks all called Bruce…..the second half of the interview will be posted after the court dates….pending restraining order
Exclusive hard hitting Interview with Clara Coat
Hard copy Buff : Mrs Coat it’s our understanding that Moly has in fact received several boatloads of illegal migrants and is working them to near death in a map making sweatshop in ure basement….what have you got to say to these allegations??
Clara Coat : Who the hell are you??? Um…..what’s that stain on the front of u’re pants?? Ewwww
Hard copy Buff: What of the allegations concerning Moly’s inflatable TNT stick fetish ?
Clara Coat: SECRUITY!!!!!!
Hard copy Buff : and the scandalous story concerning Moly leaving Emerson , Lake & Palmer in the late 70’s ?
(sound of tussle …broken glasses…punches thrown)
Post note…..interview suspended due to three large men with no necks all called Bruce…..the second half of the interview will be posted after the court dates….pending restraining order